March 2007


Camera phone pictures cannot capture the true riceness of this mercury.

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PORN pirates that is! for those of you who didnt know, this is a trailer for a porno movie. yeah, i cant believe it either.


it was so mainstream, they even made an “R” rated version of it you can get on amazon!
arrr-rated pirates at amazon
(its so not worth it tho. just be a man or woman and see the real version, especially on a high def tv, its awesome)

and if that wasnt enough to whet your whistle (eewww….) the are even making a sequel to it titled… wait for it…

PIRATES II

heres the teaser for it…

if you want a crazy hd quality of that, you can find that right here…

Safe for work video!

Shake that stick old man, shake that stick.

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God this blog sucks. Does anyone even read my drivel about everyday life here anymore? iI you do, here is a treat for you. its a 5 star rating of “jordan” done by buckethead from the game Guitar Hero II. Yeah, I know he misses some notes, but lets see you even try and get thru it! Im talking at you Ben!

Heres some more, its a 5 year old kid doing better than most adults in the game. Nice touch with the fancy editing too Dad.

Have you ever had one of those days that you didnt want to do anything? That was today.

I got another tattoo, it’s on my other shoulder and it’s at least 2 times the size of my last one. I sat for two hours to get the outline and black shading done, I’ll go back in a few weeks to get the color. I’ll have pictures if a few days when I’m not so red. It’s a great looking tattoo though, I’m crazy excited.

I’m in this tiny town for the next three nights for a cabinet company’s class on their product. I can almost guarantee that you will be hearing from me as I blab on and on about how I miss home and Kris and Brit. Shoot, I even miss Luke the dog too. I’m such a domesticated guy now it is discusting.

I did find an awesome sign on the way up here tho…

Dont mind the difference of colour between the new door and the car, its cause I never washed it after we put the new door on. Once it gets a little salt spay on it frome these PA roads it will fit right in with the car.

today was monumental. and i would like to say thanks to nick, i couldnt have been done.

As you may or may not know, I am a PC gamer. I cant really get behind FPS on a console. The controls are mush and too slow for me. in fact, the last FPS I played was Goldeneye on the N64.

Unfortunately, this hasn’t been a banner time for PC gaming. Im slowly waking up to the fact that I may need to just move on from FPS for awhile until some good stuff comes out.

Luckily, some good stuff is coming out, but not until the fall of this year. Valve is working on the sequels to some of the best games in the past 10 years, but they are just taking their damn sweet time doing it.

They are also working on a pseudo-sequel to the excellent game Narbacular Drop. you should play it (its free.) Its called Portal and it will be awesome if the trailer has anything to do with it.

If this has whet your whistle, then continue on for a butt load of trailers for all the games I mentioned here…

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Speaking of that song by Royksopp, here is the excellent video and the better, less elevatory music version of it.

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